Which of these Jack Donaghy quotes might not have been uttered by Ted Cruz?

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 “I once said ‘I am God’ during a deposition.”

“I won the Amory Blaine scholarship for handsomeness at Princeton. The song ‘You’re So Vain’ was in fact written… by me.”

 “There are no bad ideas, just good ideas that go horribly wrong.”

 “At Harvard I was voted ‘Most’.”

 “The secret to a strong, healthy head of hair is Dove… blood.”

 “I do admire Wonka. He is a true capitalist. His factory has zero government regulation, slave labor, and an indoor boat. Wonderful.”

 “Fifty is the new forty for men. Fifty is still sixty for women.” (Hello, Heidi!)

 “TGS with Tracy Jordan without Tracy Jordan is an oxymoron… like ‘liberal government’ or ‘female scientist.'”

“Shel Silverstein was a communist.”

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